natalielynn

hi.
i'm natalie.


i speak in movie quotes more than i should.
i live on the island oasis of cleveland, ohio.
i like to wear ties.
i sleep on my stomach.
my cat bears a striking resemblance to nph.
i work for the man and it gets me down.
i believe music fuels my life.
and i can STILL drink you under the table.



email me: natalielynnwolff@gmail.com
June 27

bingoparaphernalia:

inothernews:

soupsoup:morgenstern:

Shaquille O’Neal - “Over the Edge”  (via T0nyMontana)

Shaq driving and lip-sincying “Over the edge” by Akon for his transfer to Cleveland from Phoenix.

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

WHY CAN’T HE BE A CELTIC???

Oh god, MARRY ME. This is pretty much how I behave while driving, although I have fewer getting-out-and-twirling interludes.

He’s so damn cute! I’m so excited he’s coming to Cleeeeeeveland!!!!